by Lil Fentanyl August 19, 2020

Stupid NPC cops in GTA V and Online who can't even act like fucking real life cops. You end up getting a 1 wanted star just because of going into your garage, walking and doing nothing wrong. They are also known as bald fucktards.
Player 1: Let's see your car, bro!
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*
by SteinsSpar March 30, 2019

Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
by Titus rutto October 8, 2019

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

by BRUHHHHHHHH? July 7, 2020

Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.
Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

by Coop Dupe June 5, 2018
