Omg, you're such an owen.
by Did I alsk? September 28, 2021

Someone who comes up with obscure and almost unbelievably bad luck at injuring his body right before he would be needed for recruit training. Also for someone who needs constant supervison from other adults that he is not being shady while in your hom.
If I see Sonoma owen young'in his chores again, he'll lost his video game. He can get it back by not owen young'in his stories so much when no one really cares. Look that young man just owen young'd us call the cops.
by Floydd March 19, 2013

by anonymous February 19, 2021

The word/name Owen is often used to describe someone who is bad at life. Owens usually like to brag about there shitty achievements and will act like a retard for a chance to be included in a group. Owens typically only see there own little success and will suck the life out of that for a long time. A Owen has the worst marks in school and somehow still thinks they are smart. A man named owen often goes for a girl with a penis bigger than his so he can feel safe. In conclusion a owen is the worst thing you can be called and it’s obvious your parents hate you if you are named owen. I feel bad for you.
by Jacky brownpen February 7, 2022

Girl: OMG, Owen is such a good looking, yummy cow
Guy: I know i just wanna have his yummy ass so bad
Guy: I know i just wanna have his yummy ass so bad
by Momen Trynn June 9, 2019

A fat man with a small dick
by Gifjdtcjdk August 12, 2019
