Stinko Man

A japanese
Cartoon version of Strong Bad who lives in the year 20X6

His head looks like a bean.
He has real, real big eyes.
He has no thumbs.
He's all shiny.
His boots are a whole lot cooler than Strong Bad's... Like robot boots.
His mouth is real tiny when its closed, and RIDICULOUSLY HUGE when its open.
He's thrown in space and flies around in cool poses.

Homestar Runner: Hey, Stinko Man, everyone says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!
Stinko Man: No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older...

by Ultrahawk June 26, 2003

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man boobs

Breasts on a man, either caused by being overweight or having a hormonal imbalance.

Check out the man boobs on Liam R! He needs a bra!
Dude: Hey, Liam, you need a bra, man.
Liam R: Actually, I'm wearing one, just underneath my third roll of fat! Wanna see?

by Manboobboy May 25, 2006

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man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

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A real man

A "real man" is the what you young folk might call old-fashioned. Chivalry is not dead! A real man has manners, is polite, and considerate. He is honest and open and true to himself. He will fight for and defend the people that he loves. He is a hard-worker. He is not spiteful. He respects women and shows appreciation for all of his blessings. A real man is the provider of the family. He is strong, physically and mentally, and is never too proud to exhibit strong emotion. Once committed, he is faithful to only her. He does not watch porn or disrespect her in any other way. He helps with housework and is a role model for his children. A real man knows who he is, what he wants, and is grateful for what he has.

If you are 25 and living in your parents basement you are not a real man.

by Minx0003 December 11, 2009

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