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Textationship

A "relationship" in which the parties speak to each other mainly through texting.

This "relationship" will probally only last a few weeks at the most.

There is also little physical contact, and 'face-to-face' talking involved in these "relationships."
Kai: So I hear you and Tom are in a relationship?!

Audriana: I guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting...

Kai: Wait... So you mean it's a Textationship
by OsuBandTwink October 7, 2009
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text 4 sex

it means you txt a person only when you want sex
"i only talk her when i text 4 sex"
by xTheeExquizitx July 25, 2010
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Morning Text

The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.
Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her

Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text

Guy 2: Good idea
by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009
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text me

Comes from the UK fad of sending SMS messages via a mobile (cell) phone.
Text me when you leave work and I'll meet you.
by Andrew Taylor May 15, 2004
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text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009
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Text Rape

Text rape is an extremely annoying occurrence in which someone (usually a lonely person with no friends) blows up your phone after you mistakenly gave them your number. The unlucky individual on the receiving end of the text rape made the grave mistake of being overly nice to the poor sap and will pay for it indefinitely.

Text rape also has another meaning. Your friends (or spammers) may send you countless texts consisting of random assortments of letters that, when pronounced, sound like rape.
Ex. 1)
Chris: "Looks like you have twelve unread messages from Scott."
Maddy: "Ah shit. I tried to be nice to him because he was sitting by himself but now he won't leave me alone!"

Ex. 2)
New Message: Fidnvjusdghjkdehjgnvebduwaosabv
Recipient: "Yep, I've been text raped."
by PsychicJellyfish November 25, 2013
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Trash Text

Trash Text is a form of boast or insult commonly read in competitive situations (such as sports events) communicated via cell phone text. The use of text as opposed to face-to-face trash talking has many advantages. For instance, one may say something in a text they normally wouldn't in person. Furthermore, it is brief, succinct, and avoids confrontation.
Person 1: When the Packers shit on the Vikings on Monday, Im gonna trash text Chris, he's a big Vikings fan.

Person 2: Cool.
by Sconny55 October 3, 2009
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