excuse me im talking

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.

i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

by nobody else here May 29, 2017

i'm juss talkin' shit

When you make a statment that is joke.

Person 1: Bro, you like big bawty bitches?
Person 2: *no, response*
Person 1: hahaha, I'm juss talkin' shit

by cosmicunity February 24, 2019

I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

by PittsburghG January 23, 2021

Blue heat takis

The best thing in earth and humanity itself. The heat is perfect, your mouth will be blessing itself.

Girl 1: I hate blue heat takis!!
Girl 2, 3 and 4: *jumps girl 1.*

by Hotdogmoney98 May 15, 2021