Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
by njjg May 09, 2011
by Murder turd May 17, 2016
The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
by Pete1688 October 07, 2012
A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
by Dr Fred October 08, 2017
by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011
Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 08, 2021