Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
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Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".
I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.
by njjg May 09, 2011
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murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
by Murder turd May 17, 2016
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Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
by Pete1688 October 07, 2012
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Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.
by Dr Fred October 08, 2017
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Turd Tethered

When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.
I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.
by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011
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Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 08, 2021
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