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GaGa Surprise!

when you take a girl home from the bar only to find out shes packin wood
1: I hear that girl gave you a GaGa Surprise!
2: please dont tell anyone
by senor gaga May 2, 2010
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Cupcake Surprise

once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"
I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her
by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010
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cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise
by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009
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Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out
Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
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Hoboken Surprise

When a couple are having sex in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to cum on her face and tits, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead.
The other night I told Gina to roll over so I could cum on her face and when she did I barfed all over her face and tits and asked her how she liked the "hoboken surprise"
by huntdogg365 November 30, 2010
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midnight surprise

While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.
Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.
by Shizni December 9, 2008
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Cream Pipe Surprise

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?
by Yegee October 21, 2011
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