Nah I'd Win

Peak Fiction, Straight up Kino

"Would you lose?"

"Nah I'd Win"

by Queerked up Asian boi June 18, 2024

Nah I'd win.

Nah I'd win.

Yuji: So you'd lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win.

by LAKA SAKA WAKA June 26, 2024

you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

Gamble And Win

A fart with no mass. To pass gas without shitting yourself.

I love to gamble and win. My underwear lasts longer. Praise the Lord.

by Rev Sharpton November 19, 2025

you have not win

Isn‘t it obvious? Isn’t it FUCKING obvious?!

You have not win. You just… have not win. There’s nothing wrong with that.

GD Colon my brother, you have not win.

by ykwue November 27, 2025

Win

Is that what you want? You want me to tell you the you won? It's too late. The battered women of America already won. No matter how hard I tried, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM! HA!

Hym "It's already too late to win. I already told you the battered women already won. Speaking of the weaponized schizophrenia. Why did it go UP dramatically during Covid? Did you... I don't know, maybe, start doing it to a bunch of people and they got violent and started beating their wives did they? Because that would make it look like you're telling yourselves 'It's not my fault! It's HYM! It's not that he's clearly right about the effects of the weaponized schizophrenia.' Which is what you are also trying to accuse me of doing it. I'm not fucking BLAMING you for things. You suck and are garbage entirely independently of who's to blame."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025