Bi-winning

As made famous by Charlie Sheen when someone accused him of being bi-polar during his interview where he talked about being clean from drugs

"I'm not bi-polar, i'm bi-winning" - Charlie Sheen

by Mattsie March 21, 2011

Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing

The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.

by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Nah I'd win

"Nah I'd win" is a phrase used by Go/jo in chapter 221 of the hit manga Jujutsu Kisen, the phrase is commonly used to cope with a week break taken by the author of the manga Gege Akutami. The phrase eventually brought the birth of the humanity extinction event, Lobotomy Kisen.

Doubter: "Would you lose?"
You: " Nah I'd win"

by Cait_b1 December 17, 2023

Winning

to be Charlie Sheen

I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning.

by moi12345 April 17, 2011

Winning

What Republicans do.

Were going to keep winning, winning, winning.

by --Trump2020 November 15, 2018