Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.
You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.
I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
by PseudoYo March 13, 2023
Get the ghetto spread mug.When you find an evil bitch and spread her legs wide open and to your surprise you are met the smell of fire and brimstone, the screams of hell, and demonic jagged vaginal teeth that bite your dick off.
I was thinking she was marriage material but thankfully before taking her to meet the family I found out she was a demon spreader. Barely saved my dick from this one!
by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023
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Get the Ghetto Spread mug.The definition of a “Omega Spread” is a woman with a big ass that curves. In other words “Her Ass is heavy”
“You seen Kesha latest Instagram post? Yes, Kesha got an omega spread now! ”
Another example would be “Aye Parlay look cuh, shawty got an omega spread”.
Another example would be “Aye Parlay look cuh, shawty got an omega spread”.
by Hollywood baby July 22, 2024
Get the Omega Spread mug.Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
Get the Teen-spreading mug.A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.
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