Las Vegas Shuffle

If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.

My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.

by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020

Krammer Shuffle

Drinking, throwing up and drinking it again.

This was a typical Krammer Shuffle.

by LePatsch June 5, 2020

krammer shuffle

Drinking, throwing up and drinking it again.

That was a typical krammer shuffler!

by LePatsch June 5, 2020

Shuffle

Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.

Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.

by Hero32455 July 13, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic

Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle

by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020

Tilbrook Shuffle

When your work day is not over, but you are finished for the day. Having to shuffle items around your desk, or your feet to travel to a different department just to waste some time.

Its 4:34pm and im done, im doing the tilbrook shuffle *re organise this stack of paper, this pen and this ruler. Oh and maybe visit finance*

by Keowaz October 2, 2020