Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
by Jackielai March 31, 2023

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

by __Frosty December 5, 2019

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.
I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.
by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021

Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.
by Hero32455 July 13, 2020

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013
