shower

something Jacob has never used

jacob is a nit bag cuz he never showers

by your fat mums sister April 27, 2021

showank

As a growing teen, you would typically wank and shower after, killing two birds with one stone, keeping clean while flushing down the little spermies. Instead of telling the boys you gotta wank and shower before the game, you just tell them, you gotta showank.

Hold on dudes, mans gotta go and take a SHOWANK

by JacksonHeng May 30, 2021

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

Shewarm

Shewarm is alternate name for our lord shivam agrawal. One of the tompest tompars in IITG.

Person-1: Hey how is your prep going for endsem?
Person-2: Great i took blessings from shewarm so no need to worry

by DarkPhoenix69 February 21, 2022

ShowerGrower

(n.) A male who has large flaccid penis, but also grows into an even larger hard penis.

Guy1: I’m a Grower, not a shower, 3 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, solid Dong.

Guy2: Nice, I’m a shower, what you see, is what you get.

Guy3: I’m a ShowerGrower, what you see is just the tip of the ice berg, it Shows, and Grows.

Guy1/2: :0

by StoneColdSaidSo June 21, 2022

Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.

"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"

by briefcase with a fanny pack May 4, 2022

Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.

LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif

by flojoschmo November 1, 2022