Self Inflicted Wound

The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.

John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".

by ejkruzr January 23, 2012

self absorbed

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.

You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.

The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.

by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger

A burger served with bleu cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Selfies

An act usally carried out by girls aged 12-21, the act involves taking photos of ones self while posing. If the act is carried out by a man, he is usally seen as being gay.

Example 1: Yo man, I seen you put selfies up on facebook... You gay cunt!

Example 2: Hey man, I was doing some facebook stalking today, found the hottest girl, check out her selfies.

by bobwilllong July 19, 2012

Self-esteem

Something many girls lack a lot nowadays, some say its due to the social media networks, others say its their peers. What i think, is people need a good kick up the arse, they need a bit more confidence to have self esteem. Also, self respect would also boost it up a little bit, having nice things said is nice.

Also can be brought down by fake little bitches thinking they can put down others, when they have no self-respect, they sleep around, the girl their judging is a virgin.

"Whos that?"
"Shes been in our school for 4 years, since year 7"
"Hmmm, idk her"
"Probably coz she has no self-esteem she never talks"

"Ewww, lpok at that girl'"
"Ik shes got crooked teeth"
"Yeah! And a crooked smile too"
*both laughing*

by Shittfacee April 21, 2015

self shocker

The solitary analogue to The Shocker.

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.

by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008