Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.

Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.

by Happysun May 18, 2015

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017

matthew allen seiter

Generally a nub

Matthew Allen Seiter = nub

by CafeMusicBGMC December 9, 2019

Ein Chihuahua sein

Jemandem alles nachmachen, nächste hen, hinterher dackeln, wie ein kleiner Chihuahua, der seinem Besitzer überall hin führt. /Keine eigene Meinung

A: Sie macht ihrer besten Freundin auch alles nach, oder?
B: Ja, sie kann wirklich wie ein Chihuahua sein!

by JimmidyCrumpet April 28, 2020

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Ilmestyi kuin Janni Kampin seinään

When something big appears quickly and surprisingly.

Ajoin mökkitietä ja eteen tuli hirvi. Ilmestyi kuin Janni Kampin seinään!

by Tuhotietaja April 8, 2021

Sourant's Seizure

A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.

We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.

by anonymous October 14, 2023