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Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.
-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"
by Master of Yeybos December 6, 2009
mugGet the Punching a Saladmug.

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.
While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.
by scottyj May 30, 2003
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salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.
Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah
by tim's taint December 8, 2004
mugGet the salad 69mug.

Tossing The Salad

"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.
"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004
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salad tok

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should imply to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.
by ninasaurous October 20, 2009
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salad rat

and ugly musty dusty rusty piece of shit that stalks people and laughs like a fucking dolphin
girl: i hear a dolphin noise what is that?
other girl: LOOK BEHIND YOU
girl: what
*salad rat appears out of the blue*
salad rat: SCREECH EHEHEHHEHE HAHUH
girl and other girl: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK
by HAHUAH DOG April 11, 2021
mugGet the salad ratmug.

Ball Salad

Semen
A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.
Hey did you see that girls helping of ball salad?!

Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.
by brotherhoodracing February 23, 2010
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