Potato Salad

when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad

Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.

by isaidyoucanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

Salad Day

A salad day is one of those days when you are content to drink cool-aid on the curb, shoes off, with the smell of fresh cut grass filling your nose. One of those days when your skin tingles from the sun and your stomach aches from laughing. One of those days that leave you feeling complete.

"Oh man..yeah,now that..that was a salad day."

by how clarifying! October 26, 2008

sloppy salad

A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.

I saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my God it was sexy.

by Krunk Palace April 19, 2008

Salad-Finger

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm

Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
_____________________________
Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!

by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

bat salad

The amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. The bat doesn't have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you're making a big salad on the ground and they'll ask you what you're doing and all you can say is, "BAT SALAD! BAT SALAD!"

Look hunny, that stupid son of a bitch is making another bat salad. You think he'd get falcons to keep the bats away.

by ARoark February 4, 2006

Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.

-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"

by Master of Yeybos December 6, 2009

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003