san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

San Jose Mullet

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

by Soldier309 June 16, 2016

San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.

"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017

San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

San Francisco Steambath

An explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter.

Pull over by that snow pile. I gotta take a San Francisco Steambath

by Pigjigglo January 23, 2012

San Jose Foos

A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.

Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?

Yeah, bro don't miss.

by CultureDefined August 14, 2023

San Francisco Sand

Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.

It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.

by Eclectic Lawyer September 11, 2023