Ryan

A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.

Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you.
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!

Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!

by A_random_person July 14, 2010

Raunchy Ryan

-Raunchy Ryan (verb)

the act of inserting your testicles into your partners rectum.

The act is accomplished by utilizing large quantities of lube on the testicles and anal sphincter while slowly forcing each testicle into the rectum one at a time until both testicles are fully engulfed inside the rectum.

by Ryan (Probis) September 9, 2005

Queerness in the Rearness

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.

Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!

by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004

Ryan García

An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.

garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.

by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020

Ryan

1. This man is the most perfect boyfriend. he's sweet, awesome at drumming and film making, and is a wnderful kisser.

2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots

1. "Ryan and Zinovia look so cute together"

2. "yo, watch out for that nigga Ryan, hes dangerous!"

by cumherenow May 23, 2008

Ryan Smith

A classic example of the stereotypical ginger. He enjoys walking ferrets on a regular basis and has been known to be rather aggressive towards anyone who confronts him with this hobby.

You are such a Ryan Smith.
Stop Ryan Smith'ing.

by NINJAF33T October 8, 2012

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009