rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

soggy rub

when you need a good massage and all you get is a back full ov oil an someone wiping your back!!!!

bluddy hell, i didnt expect a proper massage.....thought it was just gonna be a soggy rub!!!!

by sum random girl August 5, 2009

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.

Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!

by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025

rubbing pancake

The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.

“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”

by Aeirq185 August 8, 2023