spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

cole Robbins

When you wreck your truck in your driveway after five mikes hard lemonades and a natural light

I hate you, go pull a Cole Robbins

by B Smash July 20, 2017

Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018

Grave robbing

Hitting your Juul when the light is red, indicating a very low or dead battery.

Juuler 1: Ah shit, my Juul is basically dead. Look at that red light.

Juuler 2: Looks like you're gonna have to go grave robbing.

by Austin From Boston June 16, 2018

Jacob Robbins

A guy with a teenie weenie

Man Jacob Robbins has a teenie weenie

by Bithcuihs July 1, 2018

Grave Robbing

When running low on cigarettes you have to go looking in ashtray's for some cigarettes

Guy 1: Yo u got a cigarette
Guy 2: nah go Grave Robbing

by My lil pony nigga November 25, 2018

Maggie Robberts

Maggie Robberts a girl who says she is half of every race in the world but only knows around 5 words.

Maggie Robberts name is not really margret or whatever

by Anika MaCalear April 12, 2019