"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."
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Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."
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I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river
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pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.
Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.
Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.
Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.
Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"
Some other Dude: "No."
Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
Some other Dude: "No."
Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
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