by Karma will get you! March 7, 2022

Person 1: Hey did you give that girl a redneck ditchdigger lastnight?
Person 2: Yeah and she loved it.
Person 2: Yeah and she loved it.
by Veronica122 July 13, 2021

by Sweetjohnnyk100 June 14, 2017

The act of having a bear named cheeseburger that has diabtetes as a friend, as well as being drunk and throwing shovels at random cougars on the side of the street
by YourNotTheSmartestHuman June 13, 2022

person1: You could say I'm a bit of a redneck
person2: That would explain your gun collection and all your that camping supplies.
person2: That would explain your gun collection and all your that camping supplies.
by Truth Tree November 6, 2018

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.
by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
