Johm

a cool, sexy person who has ALOT of cool friends, it’s totally not a mis-spelling of “john” either.

“You heard about that new kid?”
“oh yeah? Heard he’s so hit, his name is probably “Johm”

by pockisgone January 6, 2022

Johm

Resending the exact same thing to a friend or group of friends that has already been sent by someone else in the party

I sent that mene out a few hours ago, but Alex came in and Johmed it to the group again.

by Sharpsky July 22, 2022

Johm McCain

How John McCain apparently spells his name.

Hi my name is Johm McCain.

by DmitriVladivostok April 17, 2008

Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”

by regenerating degenerate September 18, 2018

Johmug

A mugcake goodness made out of the hit game character from Red Dead Redemption; John Marston, and his poo.

ajack: I love eating johmug!

alicia: not my jam.

by sweetpoop July 3, 2023

johmper

When something is super fire and cool and just all around amazing, someone who’s johmper can pull any girl.

That hoodie is johmper bro.
Zach is so johmper he pulled the hot English teacher.

by BiGPoppy123 June 7, 2020

johmal

Athletic in many ways, Haves a very large dick, loves to party and a chick magnet. Johmal can be very funny at times, he also have amazing sex in bed.

Girl Johmal is so amazing in bed.

by Oby December 20, 2016