Johm

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a cool, sexy person who has ALOT of cool friends, it’s totally not a mis-spelling of “john” either.

“You heard about that new kid?”
“oh yeah? Heard he’s so hit, his name is probably “Johm”

Johm by pockisgone January 6, 2022

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Johm

Resending the exact same thing to a friend or group of friends that has already been sent by someone else in the party

I sent that mene out a few hours ago, but Alex came in and Johmed it to the group again.

Johm by Sharpsky July 22, 2022

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Johm McCain

How John McCain apparently spells his name.

Hi my name is Johm McCain.

Johm McCain by DmitriVladivostok April 17, 2008

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Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”

Johm Roaches by regenerating degenerate September 18, 2018

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Johmug

A mugcake goodness made out of the hit game character from Red Dead Redemption; John Marston, and his poo.

ajack: I love eating johmug!

alicia: not my jam.

Johmug by sweetpoop July 3, 2023

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johmper

When something is super fire and cool and just all around amazing, someone who’s johmper can pull any girl.

That hoodie is johmper bro.
Zach is so johmper he pulled the hot English teacher.

johmper by BiGPoppy123 June 7, 2020

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johmal

Athletic in many ways, Haves a very large dick, loves to party and a chick magnet. Johmal can be very funny at times, he also have amazing sex in bed.

Girl Johmal is so amazing in bed.

johmal by Oby December 20, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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