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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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Patchouli

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.
Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!
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Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay
Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...
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peutch

(v.) - to send or hit something or someone into an orbit by impacting a huge force on it, esp. have an extremely fast self-rotation around the earth.
(n.) - the act of sending or hitting something or someone into an orbit by impacting a huge force.
The term comes from the German/Deutsch dictator Adolf Hitler's "PUTSCH" revolution, and maybe from Old English "punch")
1. Ahh, Shut up!~ Or i will peutch you into the orbit of the earth!
2. Hey did you hear the news that Mr. O'Byrne just got the Nobel Prize by peutching an electron around the orbit of a neutron?
3. Again the Rocket Team was defeated and peutched to the horizon of the sky by Pikachu, lol.
by Guy Khen and Chong Li May 30, 2006
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peutch

(v.) - to send or hit someone or something into the orbit, esp. to the orbit of the earth by impacting a huge force, and to cause the object to self-rotate at a very high rate.
(n.) - the act of sending.
1. Pikachu peutched Rocket Team into the sky again...
2. Hey did you know that Mr. O'Byrne just peutched an electron around the neutron, and got the nobel prize?
3. Shut up, or i will peutch you.
by Guy Khen and Chong Li May 30, 2006
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Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
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patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017
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