Short for Preparation (or Prepper) Snob. Someone, usually a well-off white male (typically of MAGA affiliation), who, during someone's raw moment of crisis, makes it a point to apathetically highlight to the person how they should've been better prepared, always ignoring how much money and position in life plays a part in their luxury of own "preparation" (like owning expensive generators, owning a freshwater well, paying for pricier insurances, building doomsday shelters, etc.), usually defending their action as "friendly advice" or "a lesson learned"
Texans: "My house! It's ruined! This winter blast ruined all my possessions! I'm drinking snow water now!"
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
by Mr. MagooeyPants February 19, 2021
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Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
Get the SYSTOLE PREP KITmug. by i_shit_on_schools February 2, 2023
Get the Iona Prepmug. actually to clear things up for yall people who hate on preps, preps are just normal people who care more about the way they dress and look then your every day person. just because we shop abercrombie and american eagle and hollister and exspencive stores doesnt mean anything we just like better quallity clothes. i mean what do you want us to shop a wally world and get some 2 $ ugly ass shit that will like rip in 2 seconds? preps are alot cooler then you think, thats why all the hot guys go for them and yall are all just jealous they dont like you because you are probly scene or goth or wigger or shit like that. so yeah if you have somthign to fucking say get to no the people first. see my myspace www.myspace.com/hotter_then_your_face
see preppy
see preppy
AMANDA-okay hay girlfriend trying ot hit up the mall?
EVAN-yeah girl you no it abercrombie got a new clothes line.
AMANDA-OMGzzzz are you for real i can wait, ill be over to pick you up about 2.
EVAN-how bout 230 so it gives me enough time to get ready?
AMANDA-okayy that works see you then bye.
EVAN-bye girl.
SEE "PREPS" ARE REGULAR PEOPLE, A REGULAR CONVO.
EVAN-yeah girl you no it abercrombie got a new clothes line.
AMANDA-OMGzzzz are you for real i can wait, ill be over to pick you up about 2.
EVAN-how bout 230 so it gives me enough time to get ready?
AMANDA-okayy that works see you then bye.
EVAN-bye girl.
SEE "PREPS" ARE REGULAR PEOPLE, A REGULAR CONVO.
by Amanda D September 4, 2008
Get the PREPmug. by StewardsAcademyDefiner March 16, 2022
Get the Prepmug. When you fuck a girl from behind and spit directly into her ass, for lubrication to perform a "Burrow jump".
by mr_jim February 7, 2010
Get the spit prepmug. We preps are members of the social elite and upper class in our communities and like obviously go to private schools. We only wear upper label brands and never wear any low level brands you'd find at like a discount store. Typically we (mainly I) wear Burberry, Lacoste, Gucci, Prada, D&G, Lily Pulitzer, Dior, Louis Vuittion, etc. We preppy guys have extensive watch collections, consisiting of Rolexs, Jacob and Co. watches, Piaget, etc. and jewelry collections from stores such as Cartier. We do live in large houses, mainly on the water, and go out boating with our friends. We only wear jeans/pants that cost at least $150-$200 and only shop at Neimans and Saks. At 16, we get our cars, mainly Mercedes, Beamers, Cadillacs, etc. We all have credit cards and go shopping at least 5 times a week and spend a minimum of $300. We have a hard life but we find a way to live it.
"Omg I just found out the shirt I'm wearing went on sale..."
"I guess you should probably throw it out or burn it...don't give it to charity though otherwise you definately won't be considered a prep."
"I guess you should probably throw it out or burn it...don't give it to charity though otherwise you definately won't be considered a prep."
by preppyguy March 22, 2009
Get the prepmug.