A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .
by Hootymcboobity July 25, 2019
Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.
by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011
by burning log July 27, 2009
When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
by jwgrooves June 13, 2017
" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "
by Gazerath Of Nazerath May 01, 2012
A cute animal like bunny, alpaca, pomeranian who wants to cuddle with you. This also applies to stuffed toys.
by Brocode89 April 08, 2020