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Human Pogostick

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.
Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.
by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024
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Thai Pongal

A vibrant multi-day harvest festival celebrated by the Tamil community.
Thai Pongal was great this year!
by darieka444 January 14, 2025
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Clam Pong

A beer pong game invented by the girlies.

6 players. 2 teams of 3.

6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.

There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.

Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.

Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.

The first team to lose all their clams loses.
Girlies!! Get in formation...It's CLAM PONG time!
by _miss_lyss February 6, 2025
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Reverse pogo

When a guy 5.2ft guy asks his 7.2ft girl friend to hold him upside down and suck him off
Reverse Pogo. 5.2ft - “hey babe can you pass me that off the top of shelf then hold me upside down and suck me off?”
Babe - “yeah of course, I just need to wipe the rain off my forehead first”
by Henson Gee February 16, 2025
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Ping-pong Paddle Fallacy

The act of accusing someone of turning a debate into a pointless back-and-forth ("ping-pong") by merely responding to their points, thereby framing any defense or counter-argument as proof of their own unproductivity. It’s a meta-critique that tries to invalidate engagement itself, suggesting that by playing the game (using the "paddle"), you are automatically proving the opponent's point that the discussion is futile or cyclical. This fallacy seeks a cheap win by declaring the act of arguing to be the losing move.
Example: In a debate about movie preferences, Person A says, "Modern CGI is soulless." Person B offers counter-examples of expressive CGI. Person A retorts, "Stop swinging the ping-pong paddle fallacy—you're just proving my point that fanboys will defend anything by arguing endlessly." Here, the very act of offering a rebuttal is twisted into evidence of blind fandom, shutting down the exchange.
by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026
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Ping-pong Game Fallacy

The accusation that an entire discussion has degenerated into a repetitive, unresolvable rally of objections and counter-objections with no progress, and that continuing to participate is inherently irrational. The person deploying this fallacy appoints themselves the referee who declares the "game" pointless, often to mask their inability to land a substantive point or to escape a losing position. It invalidates the process of dialectic by dismissing it as childish play.
Example: Two philosophers are deeply engaged in a nuanced email thread exploring a contradiction. A third person interjects: "You two are stuck in a ping-pong game fallacy. This is just intellectual circle-jerking that goes nowhere." This unfairly reduces a complex, evolving dialogue to a mere game, aiming to discredit the entire endeavor rather than engage with its content.
by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026
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Ping-pong Ball Fallacy

A specific variant that casts the argument itself as the mindless, bouncing object being hit back and forth without agency or resolution. It portrays the points being made as inherently empty or trivial—just a "ball" in a silly game. This dehumanizes the debaters and trivializes their stakes, suggesting the topic is frivolous and the participants are just keeping it alive for sport.
Example: During a serious policy debate on healthcare, one side presents a cost analysis. The opponent replies, "We're not doing this. I'm not your ping-pong ball fallacy. I won't keep bouncing this same tired argument back and forth so you can feel like you're playing a game." This reframes a substantive exchange as a trivial volley, attempting to unilaterally declare the topic beneath consideration.
by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026
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