Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.

She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher

by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010

Noob Pills

An item that someone askes for in a game. Usually money or a simple to get item that someone of a low rank pressistantly askes for. Commonly used in MMORPG's.

Little Bobby7: "halp! ned moniez plox!"

Carnage Master: "Someone call a doctor. We need some Noob Pills over here."

by OysterCultist October 19, 2010

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

summer pillsbury

A type of summer where everybody takes pills and pies.

After the spring of 2011 there was a summer pillsbury

by DefiantKid55 August 15, 2012

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013

Rolling Polish

Driving in the winter or cold weather with your car windows rolled down while blasting the hot air inside your car.

Paul was being a bitch about how hot it was in his friend's car on the way to school one winter, so Eric the driver decided to roll the windows down and thus started "Rolling Polish". Not to be confused with Rolling Danish!

by HAPTK June 5, 2015