Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

pineapple

the code name girls ages 7-14 use as a sort of code name for guys they like. (you can use anything but pineapple is most common).

girl 1: GIRL, look at pineapple but dont make it obvious
girl 2: omg he's sitting with sarah im so happy for her
girl 1: ikr but should we go with her, cherry and apple are there sooo
girl 2: im going rn come on

by sally sells sea shells December 2, 2022

Pineapple

Pineapple is a code name for anyones crush.

Person 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Person 2: Pineapple.
Person 1: :I

by theslayer#53612 December 10, 2022

Pineapple

My safeword.

Me after being teased too much: Pineapple! Pineapple!

by Grimmdael December 12, 2022

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapple

Fruit. Does not go on pizza

Pineapple does nor go on pizza.

by Cawli November 16, 2018

Pineapple

When you and a friend (group of friends) sees a cute guy/girl and don’t want to just point it out you use the code name “pineapple”.

You can also use “cookie” or “peach”.

Please refrain from using a vegetable, as it would sound very, very stupid.

Me- Omg, look Ashley it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- Shit.... that sure is a fine pineapple.... a fineapple!

by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018