Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

papelntior

You like eating paper, or you are in love with paper.

She is my papelntior.

by guyguyguyguyguyguy June 29, 2023

papasilekas

Malaka eisai gayyyyyyyyyy do some fucking push-ups whos gonna carry the boats and the logs?

-Roufaw poutses
-klassikos papasilekas

by Ihavefuckingaids2 August 5, 2023

Papasavvas

Surname originated from Greece
Has a history of being football players
Average height of 2"4

"Papasavvas is my favourite food"

by Urban3000 August 21, 2023

Palestinian Hairdryer

The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at one’s partner.

Mate, I gave Shazza the ‘ol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snail’s doorstep!

by Giraffenuts76 October 9, 2023

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009