Panda

1) A combination of the first names "Paul" and "Amanda".
2) A bear like mammal that eats bamboo, known to be gentle.
3) Any person (or people thought ofas one unit) that is gentle and kind, but knows how to push people around.

1) You heard Panda, RESET!!!
2) I tried to plant some bamboo, but some panda ate it all!
3) You should see our drum majors, they're such pandas.

by tromboner88 April 4, 2008

Panda

When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.

Girl: Do you like giving away pandas?

Boy: I gave one to all my ex's.

Girl: I want one!!

Boy: Why would you want me to punch you in the face?

Girl: Huuuhhh???

by Mr. T...bag May 27, 2009

Panda Eyes

Obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun glasses. The sun glasses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. This results in an unbalanced tan, "Panda Eyes"

Gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun glasses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his glasses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said "Oh my, I have Panda Eyes"

by joninho May 26, 2009

Panda Eyes

In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!

Verb form - to pandarise

Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.

Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby

Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.

by pale fire October 16, 2008

Panda Eyes

Dubstep musician from Switzerland. Panda eyes left Disciple Recordings, (a big dubstep label) in 2018, because of his auto-immune disease.

P1: whats your favorite song?
p2: Triforce by Panda Eyes, Barely Alive, and Virtual Riot
P1: Cool! i love that song!

by MisterEyeballMusic January 4, 2021

Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Panda

An amazing hooker name

an extremely attractive person

has such a sex drive and will randomly jump you when you least expect it

an amazing friend to have

great traits

a very lovable person

My hooker name is Fucking Panda!

Dude...Kirsten is such a panda

by Vixen(; December 7, 2010