When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.
Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.
by phunnymann November 16, 2015
Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!
by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009
In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 21, 2019
When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.
by hmvic November 22, 2011
{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
by Telephony September 22, 2014
Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.
1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo
by MeffaKev August 27, 2010
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2019