coochi oiler

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)

My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.

by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017

Oiled Up

The act of lubricating oneself in oil before sex to minimise friction.

Ian oiled up before inviting Phillip round for a game of nude charades.

by Us-Trap July 30, 2021

OILIX

A fictional bacteria from the MSX game "Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake". It is capable of producing crude oil and replicating at an astounding pace, and is planned to be used as a fuel source by humanity. However, while Dr. Marv, its inventor, is on his way to a conference to present the formula, he is kidnapped by a terrorist group led by Big Boss, thus triggering the events of the game. At the end, it is supposedly delivered to the colonel.

Dr. Marv and the OILIX formula have been taken to Zanzibar land. You must recover them, snake.

by Mr Dark May 5, 2008

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

by Teakman April 27, 2009

Essential Oils

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020

oily discharge

to release an oily water-like substance out of the anus, after consuming low to non-fat foods, such as WOW chips.

"I have to go clean the oily discharge out of my underpants."

by chipper December 22, 2003

oilyawtayiywgowm

OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me

Guy 1 - Ok i need to ask you something
Girl 1 - OK sure :)
Guy 1 - oilyawtayiywgowm
Girl 1 - Whats that?
Guy 1 - OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me?
Girl 1 - Yeah alright

by heskey4lyf April 12, 2015