Muddin' on the freeway

Anal sex while driving. Especially on a long trip.

"How was the drive up?"

"Pretty good, we did some muddin' on the freeway."

by Crazyd_69 January 8, 2021

Muddkrakker

A Krakker that has slip and fall in on his or her beliefs and now lives in the hood

Hey yal that jeff is a sho nuff muddkrakker. He married one of them of african resent.

by Super Krakker (sonny ishee) January 30, 2021

Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.

1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.

by Corpania March 4, 2021

MuddyJam

A very creative username, not many know of it. It is by far the most creative username and if you have this username you are incredibly sexy

1: Hey is that MuddyJam?

2: Omg He's sooooo sexy

by muddyjam March 18, 2021

Muddy Spliff

A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again

“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”

“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “

“Damn. yeah!”

by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Mudding

What gen-z calls anal

Have you ever been mudding?
Oh hell yes. Wait is that what gen-z calls anal?

by PewWew April 23, 2021