Mickey Mouse Cop

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

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Mouse Kunkle

Mostly means a child molester/pervert who is always wearing tight pants to lure girls in, and is starting to bald

girls little at the pants and some think good and others think all fuck that, im not mess with that mouse kunkle

by Semper_[Fi] October 8, 2009

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Cock like a mouse's ear

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

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Mousewater

Water (usually warm) that has had one or more dead mice floating in it for several days/weeks. Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything unfavorable.

Use 1: Dude, C-Boy just drank that Mousewater!!!

Use 2: That test was Mousewater.

by Grahamish April 29, 2011

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