boner mode

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick

Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."

by Average_joe420 December 11, 2015

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nuts mode

Boyfriend definition : A boyfriend who will enter an epic level of study mode. He is a beastly mother fucker at this point, and will get shit done on time to have massive amounts of sex with his girlfriend when the semester ends. Though it seems like a great mode to be in, a person in this mode will face many challenges. He will be in a state of trance and can kill any human being that slams the door on the quiet room or is too loud in the research commons. He rejects people who asks to bum a cigarette and tells them to take their penis and put it in their buttholes and leave. This type of psychology is known as the fight mode, in comparison to the flight mode.

Tony is in nuts mode. When school is over, I bet i will not be walking.

by fignation December 12, 2015

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Bueller mode

The status of a computer that is running extremely slowly. A term used when a computer will not respond to commands. This is a reference to the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, when Ferris' teacher (played by Ben Stein) says his name during role call:"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

It took forever for my computer to do anything this morning. It was in Bueller mode.

by spurtd21 January 28, 2011

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Sick Mode

A lower functioning state that a person goes into when they are sick. The state of being ill and feeling awful. It's the opposite of being in the zone. Coughing, sneezing, headache, running nose, stuffiness, or just generally feeling like grim death can constitute being in Sick Mode. Family, friends, and co-workers are expected to be understanding and give the person in Sick Mode a break because at some point everybody has been in Sick Mode.

John: I'm can't come to work today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Boss: Alright, feel better.

Kate: Honey, can you take care of the kids today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Jack: Okay. Just stay in bed and rest up. I've got this.

by MadMan50 January 28, 2011

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On the Road Mode

You might be moded this way if you are on a road trip with one or several close companions, especially if the road trip is totally aimless, the destinations improvisational and spontaneous, and you have no solid long-term plans for the future whatsoever; helps too if you are a messed up poet or author and you are going around the country to stay at the homes of other messed up poets and authors. (Especially potent if you are driving from a long distance to Texas, New Orleans, or San Francisco).

Went On the Road Mode last month. Went up to San Francisco and crashed in Daly City with my big sis. She's a painter. We arrived at midnight, and had a coffee with her once we got in before going to bed at around 5am. Next day we took a bunch of LSD and wandered around the Beat Museum over on Telegraph Hill. Then we crashed with some UC Berkeley friends on Telegraph Ave, where we did some benzedrine before going to bed at around 5am.

Friends and I just drove up to Buffalo randomly for the weekend to see our friends at SUNY Buffalo. Wasn't that much of a road trip but since we went for no reason and were eating at rest stops and stuff it was On the Road Mode a couple times.

by writerslifetips April 19, 2021

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