Minecraft Steve style 

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

Minecraft Steve style by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

Minecraft Server

Pleasure, you get addicted to this nonstop and cant get off it for multiple years, play wisely.

Josh: Yo wanna get on the Minecraft Server?
Ethan: Im already on it im addicted!

Minecraft Server by Mavoy November 1, 2022

Minecraft Weed 

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

Minecraft Weed by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Minecraft constant pistols

AR-74 in minecradt vanilla , just give me your mothers phone number!!!

fortnite < minecraft Minecraft constant pistols

Minecraft constant pistols by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

minecraft kid by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Minecraft Steve 

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.

“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”

Minecraft Steve by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022

minecraft lovehunt 

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.

"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."

minecraft lovehunt by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022