Kevin Jonas

The poor underapreciated jonas in the cboy band the Jonas Brothers. The only one that somewhat has a talent. Overshadowed by his younger brothers Nick & Joe. Only a handful of girls like him usally the more mature fans that can go with out saying peace love and jonas or OMJ every second of the day.

girls 1&2 : LYK OMG NICK J! Iz Th3 BeSTest! OMJ N0 J03 iZ!!!

girl 3: um I like kevin jonas...

girls 1&2: EW!!!

by LeXiE303! March 6, 2009

Love Jones

Havin' a crush on someone.

I got da love jones for dat girl wit' da big booty

by Skirmish MC February 8, 2004

joist-smeg

A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.

"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."

by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005

Janis

A very pale girl sometimes referred to as a ghost. Funny, super pretty, and kind. She always has good grades and has the best intentions but when you get to know her she can be a real handful and will have you laughing until your stomach hurts for sure!! If you ever meet a janis dont let her spirit slip away!!!!

Guy 1: what's wrong? It looks like you've seen a ghost!

Guy 2: I did! Her name was janis!!!!

by Oogabooga777 November 13, 2019

Jenison

A school that is cheap as shit. They don’t get addicted to hardcore drugs because they’re too cheap to get anything but weed, alcohol and adderol. The people there are kinda shit except for a few real ones, bre .w Liz .s Leah .s

I hate jenison

It’s absolute shit

by Ashely rose December 21, 2019

gifta jones

a lemonhead who likes getting kicked out of english classes and kills hamsters for fun.

"Gifta!, why did you kill my hamster?!"

"Gifta, here is your deans referral."

by ES October 3, 2003

Fergus Jones

# incorrect: not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth; "an incorrect calculation"; "the report in the paper is Fergus Jones"; "your information is ...
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";

# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"

Guy: which way is the petrol station mate?
Cunt: It's that way *points left*

Later...

Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!

by Lyndon Holland October 27, 2009