post-jay

That period after you've smoked weed where you start to remember things and want to write about them, and then you read it the next morning and you're sure you were really high.

Paper: Google Earth - beach border

You to yourself: "Yup - I was definitely post-jay last night."

by Paped Rian April 25, 2009

Jaying Oh

Jacking off. Masturbatin. Jerkin the Gerkin. Slappin ham. Slappin the monkey. Slappinat munkaay. etc...

Jerome: What you up to?

Randall: Im jaying oh.

Jerome: What?

Randal: I'm fuckin whackin it, bro.

Jerome: Ah...

by JurassicParkFanTNTL August 29, 2011

Jay-sum!

an expression denoting excitement

wtf= JAY-SUM!!!

by Stefano April 19, 2004

Jay-Z

the illest eva. please dont be hatin on jay-z cause the best lyrics. yall little hatas dont listen to the music and lyrics and how his raps go in a timeline. jay-z stays on the subject that he started. so if u got beef wit me take it up wit me and da roc and every homie thats down wit the jay

r.o.c yea
#1 click yea
if u represent us through them the diamonds up yea
now lets be clear
i aint goin now where
now that you kno
holla at ya boy HOV

dont hate on the greatness

by mike July 12, 2004

Jay Sean

Punjabi British R&B, pop and hip hop singer born in 1981. Known in America for his 2010 song "2012", 2009 smash hit songs "Down" and "Do You Remember," also known for his earlier hits "Ride It," "Maybe," "Stay," "Dance With You," "Eyes on You," and "Stolen" and for being a sex symbol. Birth name Kamaljit Singh Jhooti

Albums:
Me Against Myself (2004)
My Own Way (2008)
All or Nothing (2009)
The Mistress (forthcoming)
Freeze Time (forthcoming)

Jay Sean's song Down is the best in the world.

by MadameM August 07, 2011

jay-walking

v. To make a pass at a girl you know your buddy has an interest in. Essentially, a G-rated version of "cock-blocking" that can be used with equal effect in more polite company.

Dude #1: "Hey, I totally scored digits from that chick Suzy that always hangs out at Hoffer's".

Dude #2: "Wait, what? You knew I totally dug that chick. I'm calling a jay-walking infraction.

Dude #1: "Snooze you lose, chieftain".

by laker fan May 31, 2011

jay banger

another way to say joint

Yo dude, light up that jay banger.

by Kev Nice March 11, 2006