Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.

-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

by Shrekthegreat June 14, 2016

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

Who is Joe

Dude you know good and well who the frick Joe is

Me: Hey, I was with Joe last night.
Friend: Who is Joe?
Me: JOE MAMMA!!
Friend: *slowly dies of massive annihilation*

by slikandsmoothcrimanal October 22, 2019

What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.

Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010

Hello everybody my name is markiplier.

And welcome to five night's at freddy's.

"Hello everybody my name is markiplier."

"And welcome to five night's at freddy's."

"A indie horror game that you guys suggested."

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

this is library

When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.

*loud screaming*

Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

F is For Family

A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.

Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about

by Frank Fuckin Murphy January 24, 2020