half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.

Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!

by thesensone June 16, 2011

bean bank

The female's version of the "spank bank", where images are mentally stored for later masturbation. "Bean" referring to the female's clitoris.

Watching the hot guitarist on stage, Katie knew she was storing up images in the bean bank.

by Angry Irishman October 03, 2013

Bean Scene

Female equivalent of a spank-bank. A collection of memorized sexual images to be used at a later date.

Jenn: Have you seen that hot mom from the show Californication?

Jeff: She's sexy.

Jenn: Yeah, I totally added her to my Bean Scene the other day

by MasterBlasterSRBC September 02, 2014

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman November 05, 2005

Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 05, 2009

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018

Beans in the trunk

When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.

by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009