Ass limp

Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.
Obese people usually have a mild to severe case of ass limp.
by Alexandra Jones June 14, 2009
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Baseball Ass

the most beautiful product of playing baseball for years, and an attractive trait. the baseball pants showcase the tight athletic ass, thus making it a baseball ass within the pants. NOT seen on players that are wayyy fat or wayyy skinny. just the hot ones.
Tyler's baseball ass got him any girl he wanted cause his baseball ass showed up in every other pair of pants he wore.
by newyorknewyork15 February 22, 2011
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Ass Fupa

Typically a woman whose ass is large enough to form a bulge or lump that resembles a fat upper pubic area
Dude, her ass fupa is so heavy and disgusting that last night the force was such that when we were done fucking, I walked away with my pubic bone crushed and my dick missing.
by The Assistant Regional Janitor December 21, 2010
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ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.
James' ass grab made her jump
by rapmac November 10, 2009
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uni-ass

When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.
Look at those two rednecks doing the uni-ass. That's so gross.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.
That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.
by Austin February 17, 2004
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aerosol ass

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.
Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!
by lavazza July 27, 2006
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