Self Esteem Book

A book in which a person writes things that make them feel good, nice things people have said, and anything that may boost their self esteem.

I passed the test! That's going in my self esteem book.

by Besty January 02, 2006

A really good book

The only thing better than pussy.

"Is there anything better than pussy...yes a really good book"

by drewdat72903 October 17, 2017

leather-bound books

Something you say you have to seem smart or important.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

by The_Streets October 07, 2017

Go write a book

A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.

Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.

Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book

by AlexDaBeast December 10, 2010

enclosed instruction book

What you check out when you need instructions on how to get through the hotels.

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008

read another book

The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.

HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."

by Martin Luther Cream May 11, 2018

book dick

A faggot who is worse than a book worm.

wow, jensen is a book dick, he reads way to much.

by Jack Meoffe November 25, 2008