A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.
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Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog
by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017
Get the Eating A Hog mug.Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
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Get the door hog mug.When you and your boys go out on a Saturday night and try to bone the ugliest girl they can find. The winner is the guy with the ugliest girl.
As juniors at Penn State, my roommates and I went hogging every Saturday night - starting at Players and finishing at the Rathskeller. Zake won by boning a girl with an eyepatch and backne.
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