Hairy biker

DEMMI havenhand

DEMMI man you hairy biker

by Hairybiker.co.uk June 6, 2018

Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 25, 2019

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 23, 2019

hairy ghost

Some bullshit Taylor and Matt made up so you would look it up on urban dictionary expecting to read about some nasty pubic hair type thing, only to find we just wanted to say you're awesome and rage on.

You guys remember that one time Nectar dropped that one song, and it was like MRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW MWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I went fucking hairy ghost during that shit!

by swaggatee October 15, 2017

Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 6, 2022

Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.

When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.

by Bees33 September 21, 2023