voluptuous hairy balls 

1. The most beautiful testicles that have many pubic hairs.

2. A weird fetish science has yet to explain

I'm using voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

I thought you were gonna put voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

voluptuous hairy balls are now the color blue

My wife is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My girlfriend is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My dad is obsessed with my voluptuous hairy balls

She has voluptuous hairy tits, I have voluptuous hairy balls, it's a match made in heaven

When i saw dad's voluptuous hairy balls................................... I wanted them for myself

voluptuous hairy balls by Moms Acid September 7, 2016

The Hairy Greek 

Someone with so much hair covering there no-no square/ southern hemisphere that you automatically know they are greek. You would think that after many generations of great philosphers and scientists that they would find a cure to ease this infestation of black thick melanin growth among the anus territory, but the hair is just too resistant against knowledge.

o what a nice day in greece......you jump in the pristine ocean to fine BAM not a beautiful coral reef but a big thing of greekness in your face hanging out the the bold bathing suit wearer who is from of course..........greece.

The Hairy Greek

Callie*********

The Hairy Greek by calleisme November 15, 2010

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks 

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.

Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks by TheRyan. March 17, 2010

bites the hairy banana 

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

bites the hairy banana by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

super hairy fun strip 

the area between your nuts and asshole that hairy, yet slick.

I dont really know what it's there for, but the super hairy fun strip sure is fun to play with

super hairy fun strip by Anonymous April 1, 2003

The hairy monkey 

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

The hairy monkey by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs 

When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.

Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs by TheBigGrease May 8, 2021