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massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.
Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.
by Mandee507 November 14, 2007
mugGet the massacre hairmug.

A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.
That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.
by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017
mugGet the A nut hairmug.

Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).
Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*
by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023
mugGet the Thomas's Hairmug.

Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.
Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.
by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013
mugGet the Hair bulgemug.

pubic hairs

hairs that would of been growing on your head but they are gay so tend to be around the penis

hairs that come when people go through puberty and like the smell of nice, fresh piss in the morning
(big boys and girls own them!) pubic hairs
by falmdyd October 17, 2009
mugGet the pubic hairsmug.

Pink Hair

The ability to turn grown men into pedophiles by singing, dancing, doing the splits and baking cakes. The power of Pink Hair was pioneered by a fourteen year old girl named Stephanie on a NickJR show called Lazytown.
Designed for youngsters the misguided members of YTMND and 4chan adopted Stephanie as their own and provided countless images and music sites to lure mature users. Stephanie is said to have loli and its all down to the mysterium of her pink hair and attire.
"Bing Bang briggadingadong; funny words I say when I am dancing."
"Up, up, do the jump, move your feet and clap your hands together."
"Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake."
"You gotta do the cooking by the book."
and in irc discussions brief reminders of Stephanie are:
"Pink hair tho"
and
"wouldn't be able to walk properly for a week"
by Johnline December 13, 2008
mugGet the Pink Hairmug.

happy hair

by pooman February 12, 2004
mugGet the happy hairmug.

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