Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.

John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.

by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011

Getting Neck

To get a really good blow job

Yvettte open my zipper in the car. She pulled my dick out and I was getting neck during traffic

by red2269 May 25, 2009

Get off

Detroit slang. It means to achieve a certain accomplishment in a fantastic display.

Guy: Yo u see Big Re dropped 100K on a rose gold??

Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!

by FeezyBambino July 25, 2018

get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.

Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.

by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

Getting Ashevilled

You have to live in the city of Asheville, North Carolina for this to apply. Getting Ashevilled describes when you were trying to have anything done with your home especially. It is when you expect someone to come out and give you an estimate and they don't show up, when they do show up and say they'll send you an estimate but you never get it, or when they show up and give you an estimate, but they still don't show up to do the work.

I was expecting someone to come over and give me an estimate for my leaking roof. I called three people and none of them have shown up. That sucks. We just call that getting Ashevilled. You'll get used to it.

by Always Be Frank December 22, 2021

Get the Gary

dancing in an awkward fashion (typically to korean music) with flailing limbs and rhythm only a Gary could accomplish

When we are together, Gary will get the gary all over the place to NU ABO.

by The Asian Ho September 26, 2011