Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018

waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

bold fucker

One who is brave with the their Tom foolery (Cloy Foolery) tactics.

Cloy sneeked in and screwed Tom’s wife, in the same bed as Tom, while he was sleeping...that is one bold fucker!

by Momslayer June 16, 2018

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Brother Fucker

A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain

That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker

by Union1 January 24, 2019

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019