FAIL

The time that you did something stupid and somebody next to you usually says "FAIL" Sometimes a fail is to great that it is considered a win.

*homework flies away*

"Dude..that's a fail!"

by girlgal May 22, 2010

Fail with a Q

Failing but with such levels of failure. It is spelt with a Q.

(Still pronounced fail)

You fail so hard, you fail with a Q. You Qail

by GypsyJesus June 30, 2010

Fail Snail

The victim of a future (possibly fatal) fail that everyone but the victim sees coming a from mile away.

Rednecks are the largest known colony of fail snails.

by The Fail Farm March 4, 2011

epic fail

phrase often used by nerdy kids to describe bad things

me using epic fail is an epic fail

by hella chill June 16, 2010

mefewe fail

when u are close to beating something, usually a video game and then die at the last possible moment

we had nearly solved world hunger, then donald trump came in and mefewe failed us

by IQ300 March 7, 2019

Fail

1) Someone who shows that they are undeserving of sympathy because they go on the rag & can not withhold ones temper.
2) Benz The Admin.

Look, who is that in the Bronze? Oh, never mind its only Benz. Fail.

by God Almighty x January 16, 2009

Septic Fail

Worse than an epic fail.

Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.

(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)

Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.

terminology may vary,

(in fail order)

fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail

nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail

and finally

super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail

degrees of fail...
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail

2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail

3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail

3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail

2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail

3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L

3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail

by schoolrunner May 17, 2009