eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

by awsumatid January 25, 2017

Ey Cousin

Used by common day aussie wiggas... or Wabbos.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.

Jordan: 'ey Cousin!
Mr T: Sup foo'

by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015

arctic eyes

The state of existing where someone has a sense of coldness about them or coldness of their heart. Almost unsympathetic in every way.

Jerry had arctic eyes after his father passed away.

by Hyda April 20, 2020

eye guzzling

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting

He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1

by livingatsealevel March 10, 2016