The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025

Evan is an unpopularity ship name for the show Ena, the ship itself is about a a character named Ena and Van. The ship is often called Ena x Van or Van x Ena however Evan is just a short way of saying it.
by lulu the kitty cat October 8, 2022

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.
The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024

Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses
My friend's an Evan
by Milf attractor June 21, 2021

by Ryanatour1 October 16, 2021

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.
by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021
